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Sometimes things don’t turn out quite like you planned. But as the saying goes, when podcasting hands you lemons, splice those lemons together with a goofy sound and hope for the best. This time around, we bring you our favorite holiday songs, and along the way we discuss bucket margaritas, the Star Trek war intensifies, and Kelly teaches Scott a new naughty word. So gather up the family, sit around the yule log, and try to follow along in the pamphlet you should have received by mail. We suggest you try making a drinking game out of this one. Happy holidays, from the Selected Jerks.

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